Tag: comedy
group name: liquidfish
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August 09, 2006 07:17 PM EDT --
When James was 6 and Ben was 4…
There is an inside historic mall in downtown Durango which contained, among other establishments, a sporting goods store that we were to visit (per Daddy's request) . . . more
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February 10, 2007 10:15 AM EST --
After you move, there's a very short moment when no one knows where you live. Sort of a Zen thing: you're in the Here and Now except only you know where Here is. The moment is fleeting. . . . more
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . . more
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . . more
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June 01, 2006 07:19 AM EDT --
My wife and I took the kids to the zoo this weekend. The zoo wouldn't take them so we had to bring them back home with us.
ba-dum-bum-CHING!
(That joke never gets old. Never gets funny, either.)
So . . . more
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July 24, 2006 08:04 PM EDT --
Recently I was talking about how on Saturday Night Live there isn't very many comedians hosting SNL anymore. I then started to realize that I didn't really keep track of who hosted the show anymore. . . . more
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June 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
MAYNARD, Mass. In a darkened room, Rose Alba Mercurio sits in a comfortable chair and repeats the words she hears on a self-hypnosis tape especially prepared for her by a local support group. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Boston--City of Big Shoulders!
No wait--that's Chicago. Boston's the City of Round Shoulders, because of the number of bookish types who live here. That's why I joined . . . more
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June 19, 2006 11:45 PM EDT --
A while ago I came across an article by Spin magazine. It was a part of a series called "The Innovators". Now, it's not a big surprise that they didn't find people that deserve the title . . . more
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September 28, 2006 10:40 AM EDT --
Timmy Fell into the Well!!!---
the Boy is Observed in the Wild Waters of the Open Well!
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February 24, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
Most of you are familiar with Hugh Laurie's work as the sarcastic yet brilliant doctor in the Fox TV series "House." Ardent TV addicts also know him from his recurring role with Rowan Atkinson . . . more
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . . more
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September 14, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
A Pillar of the Community
Bring your mattress
to the city
Put it under the bridge
Begin to live
You are here, you are home
You are not alone
Grab all that you can tote
in the city . . . more
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May 29, 2008 02:32 PM EDT --
If, like me, you are constantly searching for ways to make the world a better place, you may have stumbled across an article on The Daily Green website ( www.thedailygreen.com/green-homes/latest/vodka-uses-460424 . . . more
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June 23, 2008 04:42 PM EDT --
In the summer of 1978, I worked as an intern in Washington, D.C. and would frequently walk past the White House on my lunch hour. There I would encounter, as you may today, protestors of various . . . more
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July 11, 2008 10:43 AM EDT --
I have an unerring eye for fashion, if I do say so myself. Which I just did.
Resort wear: To be worn only as a last resort.
If you want to know what's "happening" . . . more
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August 01, 2008 08:10 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. This city, home to the world's largest urban population of pigeons, has encountered a new problem in its continuing effort to get cars off the streets and their passengers on their . . . more
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . . more
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September 13, 2006 11:03 AM EDT --
OUR AMERICAN MOON, MAN
If the moon is made of cheese
ours is in a can
under pressure to perform
by directive of the Man.
"Get on this cracker here!"
"And by 1969!" . . . more
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September 18, 2006 12:25 PM EDT --
The customer is always right. Who came up that saying? It's genius! All of us are consumers and by default of our economic system, we are all customers at some point in our lives, or many points if . . . more
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