Tag: culture
group name: liquidfish
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August 14, 2006 11:50 AM EDT --
In exactly 1 week and 3 days, my youngest children, The Twins, will be heading to Kindergarten. They will be leaving me and joining their older brothers on the long haul in the big yellow bus. I hear . . .
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March 07, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
(NOTE: Although some of the names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent, the following events occurred exactly as they are described. Trust me.)
It began when I got . . .
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August 14, 2006 11:44 AM EDT --
Living in a household of six flat-chested people, a certain part – or should I say parts – of my body have become quite popular. It seems my family has become enamored with my chest. . . .
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March 28, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
(Go here for the complete archive.)
Great oaks from little acorns grow
Recognized Meaning: Great things or people often have humble origins.
Alternate Meaning: If you want to grow an oak tree, plant an . . .
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March 22, 2007 11:06 AM EDT --
Here you go, the top ten questions you probably shouldn’t ask during a job interview, presented in the standard, blatantly stolen from David Letterman format. If it helps, imagine Paul Schaffer laughing . . .
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July 30, 2006 03:08 PM EDT --
Living in a small Midwestern town, there are things that just don't happen here quite often. However, I have noticed that it seems the things that plague big city folk are slowly starting to . . .
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August 04, 2006 09:12 AM EDT --
This is just a down right yucky situation, but it is one that you will, without a doubt, find yourself in at least once in your lifetime. A very wise person once said the only things certain in life are . . .
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August 13, 2006 07:01 PM EDT --
It never fails, at least twenty times a day, I get an email from a caring soul who wants to warn me that tampon manufacturers put asbestos in tampons. This person has taken it upon herself to save me, . . .
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August 13, 2006 07:11 PM EDT --
How many times to do find yourself fervently thinking up excuses to get out of your cousin Millie's 50th anniversary party for working at the county library or your husband's weekly after work . . .
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September 21, 2006 11:09 PM EDT --
The Sad Truth is That We Could
Easily Be Replaced at Work By---
Mechanically Oriented Robotically Operative Nonhuman Systems
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March 10, 2007 06:53 PM EST --
“Where have all the real men gone?” so many single women lament these days. Judging by my recent ski trip with a few of my former “regular guy” pals, they’ve gone metrosexual. . . .
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October 22, 2006 05:25 PM EDT --
NICE GUY---
Friendly, Instrinsically Normal, Innocent, Shy, Helpful,
Likeable, Amiable, Sensitive Type
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August 15, 2006 06:34 PM EDT --
Ok, here's a fun one. Come up with your craziest band name. It can be a band that you have heard of or just make up. Ready, set, go!
My three faves...
Lithium Biscuit
The Ass Pony's . . .
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July 29, 2006 09:54 AM EDT --
They met in the most unlikely of places...our living room. They knew each other, but it was as if they hadn't met until that fateful day. At three and a half years old, my son met and fell hopelessly . . .
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June 20, 2006 03:12 AM EDT --
Purring doesn't happen for these guys,
All they do is hiss and whine.
Their fur is black,
Their eyes are red,
When they get depressed,
They claw their wrists.
But they can't kill themselves, . . .
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August 23, 2006 02:03 PM EDT --
Does it seem strange to anyone that public schools, largely funded through property taxes, are therefore rewarding to the already privileged rich, and wholly inadequate for the poor...I think something . . .
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June 25, 2006 04:44 AM EDT --
I hate to disagree, but Josh Unseth and his prickly cucumber that looks like a ticlkish sex toy published a very controversial article:
Reflection #2: The Difference Between Men and Women
(which sadly . . .
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September 07, 2006 11:38 AM EDT --
Besides the Crocodile Hunter dying, the only other big news item of the week has been Katie Couric's ascension to the anchor desk at the CBS Evening News. I didn't watch her debut nor will . . .
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September 20, 2006 02:43 PM EDT --
(Recognized definitions via Bartleby.com. View the archive of alternate proverb meanings here.)
If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad will go to the mountain.
Recognized . . .
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August 31, 2006 01:52 PM EDT --
While I was driving into work today (no I'm not a professional blogger/writer [yet]), I caught myself singing the following lyrics:
I gotta
Get my, get my head in the game!
You gotta
Get'cha, . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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