Tag: family
group name: liquidfish
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December 30, 2007 08:25 PM EST --
Today is my wedding anniversary so I thought I would take a moment and tell you about our wedding. Those who know me will not be surprised at how it all went down. There is something here for Type A personalities; . . .
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January 04, 2007 10:14 AM EST --
Gather has announced new ways to gather points. Gather members will receive points for:
Paying attention to their children. (Triple points.)
Paying attention to their spouses, partners, adults family members. . . .
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April 08, 2007 01:13 PM EDT --
As I have written elsewhere on this site, I spent some time in the late 1960s in Georgia and the Carolinas. Eventually, I married a “Southerner” (we have been divorced for many, many years, . . .
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August 09, 2006 07:17 PM EDT --
When James was 6 and Ben was 4…
There is an inside historic mall in downtown Durango which contained, among other establishments, a sporting goods store that we were to visit (per Daddy's request) . . .
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February 17, 2009 03:46 PM EST --
Cleaning for Real People
A clean and orderly environment is the birthright of every child. So, for that matter, is a nanny, but they aren’t going to get either one of them from you. . . .
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January 21, 2009 06:41 PM EST --
An article I just wrote for Helium. The article's subject was Sibling Rivalry/Humor.
I had an ideal childhood. I grew up an only child, spoiled, getting . . .
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March 07, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
(NOTE: Although some of the names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent, the following events occurred exactly as they are described. Trust me.)
It began when I got . . .
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . .
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December 23, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. . . .
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September 26, 2007 06:04 PM EDT --
So my sweet teenager kindly informed me yesterday that I have "rustic hair." Huh? Rustic? Like log-cabin-in-the-wilderness rustic? She continued with "Mom, really, . . .
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December 23, 2006 12:39 PM EST --
(With apologies to Webduck.)
1. A Christmas tree is always in the mood for a good time at Christmas.
2. A Christmas tree doesn't ask you if it looks fat in its ornaments.
3. A Christmas . . .
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January 24, 2007 08:18 PM EST --
People love to get themselves excited. Some people get themselves excited about marriage. Sometimes they get so excited; they're downright gay about it.
That may be more excitement then is . . .
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . .
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August 04, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
"The calf's loose!"
"The barbecue's tipping!"
"The lawn's on fire!"
This truly memorable dinner moment started out innocently enough. The whole . . .
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August 04, 2008 05:46 PM EDT --
"The calf's loose!"
"The barbecue's tipping!"
"The lawn's on fire!"
This truly memorable dinner moment started out innocently enough. The whole . . .
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August 14, 2006 11:50 AM EDT --
In exactly 1 week and 3 days, my youngest children, The Twins, will be heading to Kindergarten. They will be leaving me and joining their older brothers on the long haul in the big yellow bus. I hear . . .
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June 05, 2008 12:51 AM EDT --
The Inner Springs News
June 4, 2008 - GRANNY G'S GOOD NEWS
A new lunch counter, the Holy Grill Cafe , has opened up in Inner Springs. The Holy Grill's specialty is locally-grown . . .
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . .
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January 28, 2007 10:08 AM EST --
The days grew shorter, shops were decorated with twinkling lights and tinsel. Images of Santa Claus hung from every supermarket aisle: August was drawing to a close. The wife and I fully expected . . .
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January 20, 2007 05:31 PM EST --
Every culture features certain skills and talents. One can detect signs of these aptitudes even in the play of small children. For example in societies with a flair for kidnapping and ransom, grandparents . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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