Tag: family
group name: liquidfish
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December 30, 2007 08:25 PM EST --
Today is my wedding anniversary so I thought I would take a moment and tell you about our wedding. Those who know me will not be surprised at how it all went down. There is something here for Type A personalities; . . . more
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April 08, 2007 01:13 PM EDT --
As I have written elsewhere on this site, I spent some time in the late 1960s in Georgia and the Carolinas. Eventually, I married a “Southerner” (we have been divorced for many, many years, . . . more
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August 09, 2006 07:17 PM EDT --
When James was 6 and Ben was 4…
There is an inside historic mall in downtown Durango which contained, among other establishments, a sporting goods store that we were to visit (per Daddy's request) . . . more
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February 22, 2008 04:20 PM EST --
I am rapidly approaching 50. I can't believe I've lived this long-never thought it would happen.
It's odd-I can vividly remember being five-years old and walking to school . . . more
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December 23, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. . . . more
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March 07, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
(NOTE: Although some of the names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent, the following events occurred exactly as they are described. Trust me.)
It began when I got . . . more
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . . more
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January 04, 2007 10:14 AM EST --
Gather has announced new ways to gather points. Gather members will receive points for:
Paying attention to their children. (Triple points.)
Paying attention to their spouses, partners, adults family members. . . . more
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December 23, 2006 12:39 PM EST --
(With apologies to Webduck.)
1. A Christmas tree is always in the mood for a good time at Christmas.
2. A Christmas tree doesn't ask you if it looks fat in its ornaments.
3. A Christmas . . . more
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September 26, 2007 06:04 PM EDT --
So my sweet teenager kindly informed me yesterday that I have "rustic hair." Huh? Rustic? Like log-cabin-in-the-wilderness rustic? She continued with "Mom, really, . . . more
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January 24, 2007 08:18 PM EST --
People love to get themselves excited. Some people get themselves excited about marriage. Sometimes they get so excited; they're downright gay about it.
That may be more excitement then is . . . more
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August 14, 2006 11:50 AM EDT --
In exactly 1 week and 3 days, my youngest children, The Twins, will be heading to Kindergarten. They will be leaving me and joining their older brothers on the long haul in the big yellow bus. I hear . . . more
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August 04, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
"The calf's loose!"
"The barbecue's tipping!"
"The lawn's on fire!"
This truly memorable dinner moment started out innocently enough. The whole . . . more
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August 04, 2008 05:46 PM EDT --
"The calf's loose!"
"The barbecue's tipping!"
"The lawn's on fire!"
This truly memorable dinner moment started out innocently enough. The whole . . . more
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . . more
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February 18, 2007 05:53 PM EST --
Four year-old Max revealed to us yesterday that he has superpowers.
"Really? What kind of powers?"
"I can disappear."
"How?"
"Well, I fall asleep on Mommy's bed, . . . more
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
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August 14, 2006 11:44 AM EDT --
Living in a household of six flat-chested people, a certain part – or should I say parts – of my body have become quite popular. It seems my family has become enamored with my chest. . . . more
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November 19, 2007 10:18 PM EST --
First our parents scar us. They either spanked us as children or refused to give in to our whining and blithering about something totally irrational like watching TV past nine. . . . more
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January 14, 2007 12:27 PM EST --
O. Henry has never been one of my favorite writers, but "The Ransom of Red Chief" is one of my favorite stories, maybe of all time.
It tells the tale of a couple of con men who get . . . more
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