Tag: fiction
group name: liquidfish
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January 23, 2008 04:19 PM EST --
"Hey kid!" she chirped at Shane from the door.
Shane yelped, "Ashlei?"
"Hee! 'Ashlei!' It's been a little while since anyone called me that. I go by Ash lately. . . .
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February 15, 2009 12:22 AM EST --
"You may wonder why all of my pumpkins were stunted early in their growth," grumbled the bald, retired taxidermist. He shifted uneasily in his red velvet . . .
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October 30, 2007 11:07 PM EDT --
by Kimberly Ripley
"And one and two and three and four, and march and two and three and four..."
The Losing and Lively aerobics class was in full swing. Funky 80's . . .
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May 30, 2008 07:48 AM EDT --
INNER SPRINGS NEWS
May 30, 2008
POLICE REPORT:
There was a disturbance reported at midnight over in the area of the town hall. It seems that two persons were having a loud discussion of the . . .
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April 11, 2007 05:36 AM EDT --
Comments and critiques to this story are eagerly sought and warmly welcomed.
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please. . . .
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February 02, 2008 10:10 PM EST --
Alexei was awakened by the smell of fresh paint flowing
through his open window. It was bright in the bedroom. Sunspots
played on the wall. Blinking, he screwed his . . .
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May 21, 2008 11:46 AM EDT --
I swallowed the worm and immediately felt a sharp pain in my throat. Aw, not again!
A violent jerk pulled me above the water. . . .
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June 05, 2008 12:51 AM EDT --
The Inner Springs News
June 4, 2008 - GRANNY G'S GOOD NEWS
A new lunch counter, the Holy Grill Cafe , has opened up in Inner Springs. The Holy Grill's specialty is locally-grown . . .
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May 21, 2008 12:15 PM EDT --
It's hard to be noticed when you're an itsy bitsy spider. Especially when you're the itsiest bitsiest spider in a family of four thousand. Dad expected all of us to go into the family business. . . .
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March 21, 2009 02:51 AM EDT --
Hollywood's anti-visionaries are at it again, keeping some of the most enticing projects in town tied up in endless rewrites. Thanks to these sluggards, all of us Cageheads out . . .
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December 16, 2008 03:47 AM EST --
By midnight, I knew all the trees were evil. They were darker than before.
Shadow owls flitted confidently in the blackness.
I peeked out from behind the blackest shed, waiting for . . .
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June 21, 2006 12:19 PM EDT --
Take it from me, you should think twice before you claim a body part is yours when you know damn well that it isn't. About a month ago I lost a toe. It wasn't a major toe, so it took . . .
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August 04, 2006 05:25 PM EDT --
Just when did people start to hate clowns? At what point did these beloved symbols of childhood and mirth morph into objects of disdain…and why?
I sit in front of my vanity mirror and look . . .
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June 16, 2006 05:33 AM EDT --
Fireside 9: Friday, 13th
Oh, I thought I'd never see you again. You're brave to be out tonight, it being Friday the thirteenth, and all. Oh, you're not superstitious? . . .
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February 18, 2008 01:08 PM EST --
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please.
Certainly. What flavors would you like?
Walnut. You like walnut, don't . . .
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December 02, 2006 04:01 PM EST --
Lois was on that brittle edge, poised on the razor blade separating disappointment and ecstasy. Thrusting her hips upward she gasped, "Now. Now!" and, true to his obligations as a hero, Superman . . .
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January 28, 2007 10:08 AM EST --
The days grew shorter, shops were decorated with twinkling lights and tinsel. Images of Santa Claus hung from every supermarket aisle: August was drawing to a close. The wife and I fully expected . . .
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November 12, 2007 09:49 AM EST --
Everybody's probably heard of NaNoWriMo , which has been underway for 12 days now. For those unfamiliar with NaNoWriMo, it stands for National Novel Writing Month, a writing event which . . .
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January 17, 2008 08:36 PM EST --
Yes, he's crazy. The whole family says it, even grandpa. The other evening Iasked him to help me write a composition. He didn't want to. He said, "Youcan do that by yourself."
"No!" . . .
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February 17, 2008 01:32 PM EST --
Good morning madam, how may I help you today.
Good morning. I'd like to see what you have in children.
Certainly, madam. We have European, Chinese and African varieties in both . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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