Tag: funny
group name: liquidfish
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June 15, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a writer -- so I can totally relate to poetry, clever prose and the well-turned phrase... I LOVE words... I love USING words... I love SAYING words and WRITING . . .
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June 16, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
I was thinking the other day --
(Uh-oh... she's been thinkin' again... It took a week and 3 bottles of Clorox to get the stains out the LAST time...)
Don't pay any attention to what those . . .
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June 18, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Sure, I'm used to feeling old and out of touch with young people today. I mean, just mentioning a once-household name like Roddy McDowell or Jayne Mansfield to someone under 30 and then watching the . . .
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April 25, 2008 09:03 AM EDT --
Drunk Duct Taped to his Seat
Duct tape has many uses as you'll know from jokes that have been hammered into the ground on a certain show set in a hunting lodge and based on the premise that . . .
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April 30, 2008 09:38 AM EDT --
Bear Stern: Ursa Major Mauls Mashed Mom and Have a Shark Sandwich on Us: The Shark Guys Mark 100 Blog Entries!
When a tiger nearly made an "uno" out of the duo Siegfried & Roy, . . .
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January 21, 2009 06:41 PM EST --
An article I just wrote for Helium. The article's subject was Sibling Rivalry/Humor.
I had an ideal childhood. I grew up an only child, spoiled, getting . . .
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January 22, 2009 07:48 PM EST --
This is an article I wrote for Helium under the subject of Yard Sales/Humor.
Nothing marks the American start of summer like a yard sale. Who doesn't get excited passing . . .
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June 18, 2007 08:10 PM EDT --
In the late 1960s/early 1970s, I lived in the state of North Carolina with my first husband. We lived near the teaming metropolis of Kings Mountain, North Carolina which I knew for certain was . . .
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February 24, 2008 06:31 PM EST --
I am, at heart, a scam artist. All my friends will tell you so. I'm always thinking of great ways to cheat the system, but typically my underlying value system keeps me from following through. I typically . . .
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . .
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November 07, 2006 06:54 PM EST --
For example:
s-easy to fall in love with
h-you have a really good personality and looks
a-you like to drink
r-you are freakin crazy
i-you have a fine booty
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people. . . .
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April 28, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
'Pub Angels' to Bring Florence Drunks Back to Earth
Cross-cultural exchanges programs allow students to gain a deeper appreciation of other cultures, to step outside the bounds of the . . .
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August 10, 2006 10:16 PM EDT --
Interesting thought.....
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You . . .
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November 09, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
WHOSE HEAD DOES THIS LOOK LIKE?
DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE A
BAD COMB-OVER?
LOOK CLOSER...
ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T SOMEONE
THAT YOU KNOW?
WELL...
. . .
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . .
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April 05, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Remember I could go to the bathroom any time I wanted."
When's the last time you were on a train? I don't mean urban transit or commuter trains; I mean one . . .
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . .
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December 30, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
I follow the same simple ritual each time I cruise my neighborhood for new Avon customers. Backpack. Check. Brochures. Check. Extra skin care samples for bed-ridden Mrs. Gallegos. Check. Turn off . . .
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June 27, 2008 08:20 AM EDT --
Crocodile Tears in your Beer: Aussie barflies get visit from baby croc
Those of us who grew up watching professional wrestling had, at one point or another, to come to terms with the fact that . . .
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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