Tag: funny
group name: liquidfish
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June 15, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a writer -- so I can totally relate to poetry, clever prose and the well-turned phrase... I LOVE words... I love USING words... I love SAYING words and WRITING . . . more
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June 16, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
I was thinking the other day --
(Uh-oh... she's been thinkin' again... It took a week and 3 bottles of Clorox to get the stains out the LAST time...)
Don't pay any attention to what those . . . more
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June 18, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Sure, I'm used to feeling old and out of touch with young people today. I mean, just mentioning a once-household name like Roddy McDowell or Jayne Mansfield to someone under 30 and then watching the . . . more
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June 10, 2008 12:10 PM EDT --
I read a forum post about the power of the avocado seed. It seems that some adventurous folks grind their avocado seeds into fiber-rich smoothies accented with various greens and fruits. Avocado . . . more
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February 10, 2007 10:15 AM EST --
After you move, there's a very short moment when no one knows where you live. Sort of a Zen thing: you're in the Here and Now except only you know where Here is. The moment is fleeting. . . . more
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December 23, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. . . . more
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April 25, 2008 09:03 AM EDT --
Drunk Duct Taped to his Seat
Duct tape has many uses as you'll know from jokes that have been hammered into the ground on a certain show set in a hunting lodge and based on the premise that . . . more
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . . more
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April 05, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Remember I could go to the bathroom any time I wanted."
When's the last time you were on a train? I don't mean urban transit or commuter trains; I mean one . . . more
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December 30, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
I follow the same simple ritual each time I cruise my neighborhood for new Avon customers. Backpack. Check. Brochures. Check. Extra skin care samples for bed-ridden Mrs. Gallegos. Check. Turn off . . . more
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . . more
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November 07, 2006 06:54 PM EST --
For example:
s-easy to fall in love with
h-you have a really good personality and looks
a-you like to drink
r-you are freakin crazy
i-you have a fine booty
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people. . . . more
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June 18, 2007 08:10 PM EDT --
In the late 1960s/early 1970s, I lived in the state of North Carolina with my first husband. We lived near the teaming metropolis of Kings Mountain, North Carolina which I knew for certain was . . . more
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . . more
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December 31, 2006 10:46 AM EST --
I met Jerry in the City of Sin. He stood behind me and my two young boys, stood waiting for a seat-belted seat on the Star Trek Experience Borg Encounter. He wore expensive jeans, the kind a trophy wife . . . more
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
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November 17, 2006 02:46 AM EST --
There is in everyone's existence a person who exemplifies the supreme stupidity that all of us are capable of. One such person in my life was a co-worker in that quickly becoming infamous band . . . more
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November 09, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
WHOSE HEAD DOES THIS LOOK LIKE?
DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE A
BAD COMB-OVER?
LOOK CLOSER...
ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T SOMEONE
THAT YOU KNOW?
WELL...
. . . more
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February 26, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug." John Lithgow
As I get older, my general physique seems to be broadening and my skin is stretching out to, well, . . . more
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September 28, 2006 10:40 AM EDT --
Timmy Fell into the Well!!!---
the Boy is Observed in the Wild Waters of the Open Well!
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