Tag: humor
group name: liquidfish
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May 26, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
I have a question. This particular question has plagued me for the past month, tried my wits and patience, and left me feeling uncertain about my mental faculties. I'm stumped. So I pose this question . . . more
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June 15, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a writer -- so I can totally relate to poetry, clever prose and the well-turned phrase... I LOVE words... I love USING words... I love SAYING words and WRITING . . . more
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June 16, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
I was thinking the other day --
(Uh-oh... she's been thinkin' again... It took a week and 3 bottles of Clorox to get the stains out the LAST time...)
Don't pay any attention to what those . . . more
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June 18, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Sure, I'm used to feeling old and out of touch with young people today. I mean, just mentioning a once-household name like Roddy McDowell or Jayne Mansfield to someone under 30 and then watching the . . . more
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July 30, 2006 01:59 PM EDT --
Last fall, Avon Corporate made a power play. The hell with serving half the world! We're applying phallic logic! They printed thin glossy catalogues featuring items like battery-operated nose hair . . . more
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July 30, 2006 11:18 PM EDT --
Two years ago my tomcat, Jeff, ate my green parakeet. I bent over, into the white wire cage, changing poop-splattered newspaper, and wiping the manzanita perches with a warm soapy washcloth. I didn't . . . more
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August 07, 2007 08:00 AM EDT --
As Cyberia was founded and controlled by Random Name, a radical agnostic, Cyberia is neither a theocracy nor an atheocracy. It's an agnosticracy.
As the fundamental tenet of radical agnosticism is . . . more
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April 14, 2008 01:03 AM EDT --
It's Tax Time!! Here are some helpful tips to save you time and stress, direct from my cousin Ricky who worked for Burger King as a cashier for eight months and is excellent with numbers!!
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June 18, 2006 12:59 AM EDT --
Dolphins Don't Have Toenails
Under the sea you'll find a land watery.
Colorful anemones swing gracefully.
Clown fish, marlins and Octopi swim.
Each has a place and never drink gin. . . . more
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April 08, 2007 01:13 PM EDT --
As I have written elsewhere on this site, I spent some time in the late 1960s in Georgia and the Carolinas. Eventually, I married a “Southerner” (we have been divorced for many, many years, . . . more
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July 25, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
Sunday evening, 10:47pm.
I have decided to do something literary. I have . . . more
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May 26, 2006 11:37 PM EDT --
Today is a sad day for the English language. Extreme, a word that has long been associated with sporting activities that are borderline suicidal, died earlier today in a tragic accident. Born in the late . . . more
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August 09, 2006 07:17 PM EDT --
When James was 6 and Ben was 4…
There is an inside historic mall in downtown Durango which contained, among other establishments, a sporting goods store that we were to visit (per Daddy's request) . . . more
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June 19, 2006 03:47 AM EDT --
1. Tribal: Amazingly trendy, shows a complete lack of personality and/or orginal thought. It's more or less the same thing as saying "I wanted to have a tattoo, but I am really uncreative". . . . more
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January 14, 2007 02:17 PM EST --
So many people who write are hung up on being completely "original," and this makes them shy away from using the work of other writers who've had much more luck receiving acceptance in the . . . more
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August 09, 2006 10:07 AM EDT --
One of my customers ordered the new Avon Thinner Digital Precision Body Fat and Hydration Scale. Aimee lives alone, in a second-story brown stucco condo facing the west lagoon. I spent an hour with her . . . more
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June 10, 2008 12:10 PM EDT --
I read a forum post about the power of the avocado seed. It seems that some adventurous folks grind their avocado seeds into fiber-rich smoothies accented with various greens and fruits. Avocado . . . more
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April 14, 2007 10:31 PM EDT --
My husband (or “Ole Smiley” as I like to call him -- I have a gift for the ironic...) and I spent about three months living in a 25-foot travel trailer at a local campground and RV park while . . . more
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September 15, 2007 11:16 AM EDT --
Got a problem with a low ranking? Been flambéed by an anonymous member? The Gather Action Reporter is here to help!
Dear Gather Action Reporter:
. . . more
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June 03, 2006 11:40 PM EDT --
This is a serious request for enlightenment. I need help with cool cyber symbols. I'm so outside the nerd loop that I do not text message, nor have I activated the Instant Messenger . . . more
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