Tag: humor
group name: liquidfish
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January 02, 2009 12:17 PM EST --
How to be a Mental Patient
A Guide for the Amateur Only
Introduction:
Etiquette, we know, is important, and help is available at any book store or newsstand.
But will be useful? . . .
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August 15, 2009 07:37 PM EDT --
I’ve decided I’m going to stop worrying and learn to love the bomb. Or, more precisely, I’m going to stop arguing and start making money.
So here, for your approval, is my new . . .
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July 30, 2006 01:59 PM EDT --
Last fall, Avon Corporate made a power play. The hell with serving half the world! We're applying phallic logic! They printed thin glossy catalogues featuring items like battery-operated nose hair . . .
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July 02, 2007 07:02 AM EDT --
Greetings all of you sexy people out there in Gather land! Welcome to the first edition of Good Humor Monday, where we here at the Writing Essential Group turn the focus away from well crafted prose . . .
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May 26, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
I have a question. This particular question has plagued me for the past month, tried my wits and patience, and left me feeling uncertain about my mental faculties. I'm stumped. So I pose this question . . .
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August 09, 2009 02:22 PM EDT --
Lately I’ve been engaged in a rite of passage, one of those things that separate the men from the boys, the sheep from the goats, the wheat from the chaff.
I’m teaching my kid to . . .
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June 15, 2007 03:18 AM EDT --
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a writer -- so I can totally relate to poetry, clever prose and the well-turned phrase... I LOVE words... I love USING words... I love SAYING words and WRITING . . .
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June 16, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
I was thinking the other day --
(Uh-oh... she's been thinkin' again... It took a week and 3 bottles of Clorox to get the stains out the LAST time...)
Don't pay any attention to what those . . .
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June 18, 2007 03:03 PM EDT --
Sure, I'm used to feeling old and out of touch with young people today. I mean, just mentioning a once-household name like Roddy McDowell or Jayne Mansfield to someone under 30 and then watching the . . .
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January 20, 2009 07:36 PM EST --
Nude Mice Indecent, Says the Society for Indecency to Animals
SINA, the Society for Indecency to Animals is once more in the news.
SINA, (pronounced 'sinna') swam into public view in . . .
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April 14, 2008 01:03 AM EDT --
It's Tax Time!! Here are some helpful tips to save you time and stress, direct from my cousin Ricky who worked for Burger King as a cashier for eight months and is excellent with numbers!!
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June 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT --
There are a lot of things I don’t get when it comes to men. Flatulence as a fount of humor comes quickly to mind. Corvettes. Bodacious Ta-Ta’s...
But the biggest cultural . . .
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July 30, 2006 11:18 PM EDT --
Two years ago my tomcat, Jeff, ate my green parakeet. I bent over, into the white wire cage, changing poop-splattered newspaper, and wiping the manzanita perches with a warm soapy washcloth. I didn't . . .
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April 11, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
I was rooting through a dumpster in Cambridge this morning looking for lunch when I accidentally stumbled on this handwritten document: (please note, some of the writing was obscured or illegible): . . .
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January 09, 2009 03:13 PM EST --
Things I’ve Lost
(Not Counting Cats, Dogs, Eyeglasses and Socks)
One tarantula, lost through divorce
A stone fish, a boa, two canaries, my horse
Three teeth, a toenail, a sliver of bone
A great-aunt . . .
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October 19, 2006 10:34 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. The heads of the world's principal religions have agreed to establish an international pecking order by a sudden-death game of "One Potato, Two Potato" to be held at United Nations . . .
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May 08, 2009 05:56 AM EDT --
I'm feeling a bit scattered this morning so, herewith, some word soup. (900 words to be exact.)
= = = = = = . . .
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June 23, 2008 02:05 AM EDT --
Many who saw or heard Carlin knew he was an expert at pushing the envelope and going way beyond that. In his lifetime, he passed many comedic milestones and opened up new territory. He questioned authority . . .
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June 18, 2006 12:59 AM EDT --
Dolphins Don't Have Toenails
Under the sea you'll find a land watery.
Colorful anemones swing gracefully.
Clown fish, marlins and Octopi swim.
Each has a place and never drink gin. . . .
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April 08, 2007 01:13 PM EDT --
As I have written elsewhere on this site, I spent some time in the late 1960s in Georgia and the Carolinas. Eventually, I married a “Southerner” (we have been divorced for many, many years, . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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