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group name: liquidfish
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October 19, 2006 10:34 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. The heads of the world's principal religions have agreed to establish an international pecking order by a sudden-death game of "One Potato, Two Potato" to be held at United Nations . . .
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September 05, 2006 09:24 PM EDT --
WASHINGTON, D.C. The Department of Homeland Security has taken the first official steps to place the Shriners, a fraternal organization that uses Arabian motifs in its costumes and rituals, on its "Specially . . .
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July 13, 2007 08:42 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. Tensions between CBS Evening News staffers and Katie Couric cooled a bit yesterday after the network reached an agreement with the highly-paid anchorwoman on ten words she will . . .
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October 21, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
WELLESLEY FALLS, Mass. In this affluent suburb of Boston, churchgoers at the Wellesley Falls Presbyterian Church tend to look like they stepped out of the pages of a Brooks Brothers catalog, . . .
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . .
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October 11, 2006 08:09 AM EDT --
ROSWELL, New Mexico. Floyd Knox is a long-time public servant in this town known for tales of alien encounters, but he's less enthusiastic about extraterrestrial activity than he used to be.
"Last . . .
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October 08, 2007 03:26 PM EDT --
"It came with a bang, apparently out of nowhere . . . the world's first and longest-lived art movement. One of the most spectacular developments in the human story unfolded during the Upper Paleolithic, . . .
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March 10, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
Girl Scouts in Akron, Ohio are taking vigorous steps to collect debts owed by adults who fail to pay for cookies. Associated Press
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April 23, 2008 08:11 AM EDT --
WILTON, Connecticut. In this leafy suburb of New York, it is possible to go for months without seeing one's next-door neighbors, says A.J. "Tony" Ward, a long-time resident. . . .
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May 09, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
DAYTONA BEACH. This city on Florida's west coast has been the headquarters for NASCAR since the stock car racing giant was first formed in 1948. "Some cities looked at us when we . . .
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January 17, 2008 03:37 PM EST --
Finding your soulmate is part luck and part hard work. Your perfect match will end up getting married to someone else unless you take steps to be in the right place at the right time. . . .
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September 12, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
SAN FRANCISCO. If you thought the Barry Bonds steroid scandal couldn't get any weirder, think again. The San Francisco Giants today announced that Bonds is pregnant.
Bonds: "The . . .
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October 26, 2006 08:19 AM EDT --
DOWNERS GROVE, Illinois. For Mark and Amy Larkin, the adoption of a six month-old infant from Ecuador whom they named "Matthew" was a dream come true. "When the doctor told us we would never . . .
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November 03, 2006 11:17 AM EST --
LA JOLLA, California. Genetically-modified "cool" mice whose body temperatures were set one degree below normal live longer lives and are able to counsel dorky lab workers, according to a Scripps . . .
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October 18, 2006 03:47 PM EDT --
Your credit score is more than just your good name. It's your ticket to the American Dream, since very few of us can achieve . . .
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November 01, 2006 11:53 AM EST --
BOSTON, Massachusetts. Democratic Party leaders descended on Boston's exclusive Louisburg Square neighborhood today as they seek to put out the fire started by comments Senator John Kerry made to his . . .
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January 03, 2007 09:58 AM EST --
NEW YORK. With the release of statistics showing that fainting by passengers who skip meals is one of the leading causes of delays on New York City's subways, Mayor Michael Bloomberg today announced . . .
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July 11, 2007 08:22 AM EDT --
PITTSBURGH, Pa. The growing backlash against the self-esteem movement has found its whipping boy in Fred Rogers, long-time host of the acclaimed children's television show Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. . . .
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . .
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September 07, 2008 09:42 PM EDT --
NEWTON UPPER HILLS, Mass. This suburb to the west of Boston boasts a highly-educated population with a love of reading, as well as a large population of dogs. "We're not called the . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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