Tag: jovialness
group name: liquidfish
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May 26, 2006 10:33 PM EDT --
I've noticed a disturbing trend on restaurant menus lately. This is probably the most distressing change to casual dining since the Restaurant Free Trade Act of 1998 made it mandatory for each restaurant . . . more
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June 15, 2006 01:25 AM EDT --
(Cross posted from my online humor column, The Dimmer Switch. Link to original article.)
As summer comes barreling in with its stifling heat and humidity, children all across the country take up . . . more
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September 17, 2007 09:26 AM EDT --
Greetings denizens of Gather! Tis Monday once again (no really it is, I checked my calendar), which means it's time for Good Humor Monday here in the Writing Essentials Group. Today rather . . . more
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August 24, 2006 05:00 PM EDT --
For today's Random Act of Personal Amusement, I decided to create a new phrase. Wanna hear it?
Sphincter cheeto.
I won't go into detail about where I was or what I was doing when I came . . . more
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June 16, 2006 11:41 AM EDT --
The California Assembly recently passed a bill called the Vampire Slayer Act. Unfortunately it has nothing to do with Buffy, or vampires for that matter. The text of the bill can be found here, but the . . . more
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July 26, 2006 02:04 PM EDT --
I was wandering through Barnes & Noble during lunch today and found these two books sitting next to each other on the discount rack. The placement of these books side by side made me laugh so I took . . . more
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February 07, 2008 02:41 AM EST --
I had an epiphany while driving home from the office the other day. That's one of the advantages of having a long commute: you have plenty of time to let your mind's higher functions go idle and . . . more
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February 21, 2008 04:38 PM EST --
This Sunday evening marks the 80th Annual Academy Awards ceremony. Although in years past I have made a point to watch the Oscars, I have no intention of watching this year's broadcast.
No, it's . . . more
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March 27, 2008 08:25 AM EDT --
Yes, Gentle Reader, you read the title correctly. In my household, I currently have a cat who is taking a prescription antidepressant.
So why does my cat need Prozac? It's because he recently developed . . . more
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April 15, 2008 01:18 AM EDT --
The Crayola 64 pack of crayons turns 50 this year. Well, not my Crayola 64 pack, since it melted in the back window of my parent's 1981 Ford Granada. I had left them there after school one day and . . . more
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May 05, 2008 06:39 PM EDT --
For all intents and purposes, the following is a suicide note.
Okay, I'm not really killing myself (you can stop emailing the suicide hotline number), at least not my physical self. . . . more
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June 06, 2006 11:26 AM EDT --
(Cross posted from my online humor column, The Dimmer Switch. Link to original column)
Have you ever read one of those men's health & fitness magazines? As a rule of thumb I try to avoid . . . more
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June 07, 2006 10:31 AM EDT --
(Originally posted to my online humor column, The Dimmer Switch, on 2/21/06. Link to original column .)
Note: Originally I wanted to call this Air Travel for Dummies, but the publishers of the "For . . . more
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June 07, 2006 10:39 AM EDT --
(Originally appeared on my online humor column, The Dimmer Switch, on 6/23/05. Link to original article .)
I am an easily distracted person. Look, bunnies!
Ok, where was I? Ah yes, my condition. . . . more
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July 24, 2006 04:59 PM EDT --
(Over at my blogsite platypus-society.net/blog , I have a reoccurring feature called the Random Act of Personal Amusement. They are just random things that I do for amusement when no other forms . . . more
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August 24, 2006 04:53 PM EDT --
From the #1 name in flatulence odor control products, Flat-D Innovations:
Does excessive flatulence, incontinence or feminine odor stifle your life? Are you refraining from living a complete lifestyle . . . more
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March 20, 2008 01:40 AM EDT --
Like most pet owners, we try to include our animals in our holiday celebrations. For example, every Christmas our pets get a stocking full of treats and all of the candy canes hung from the lower branches . . . more
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December 05, 2007 11:17 AM EST --
In honor of Day of the Ninja , I decided to try my hand at making my own ninja headwrap. I followed the instructions as provided (the instructions can be found here ) and was quite pleased with . . . more
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November 15, 2007 02:29 AM EST --
Recently my family and I packed up the van and embarked on the classic family vacation. It involved a long car trip punctuated by frequent parental admonishments of both siblings for copying, staring, . . . more
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January 27, 2008 09:17 PM EST --
We live in a world. A world... full of people.
All kinds of people make up this world; people with hopes, dreams, and visions of the type of world they want to live in.
Some people want to live . . . more
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