Tag: living
group name: liquidfish
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March 07, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
(NOTE: Although some of the names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent, the following events occurred exactly as they are described. Trust me.)
It began when I got . . .
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August 10, 2006 10:16 PM EDT --
Interesting thought.....
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You . . .
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August 20, 2006 12:00 PM EDT --
This came from another site.
Charliemo's Pick up lines
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Charliemo: Where have you been all my . . .
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August 14, 2006 11:50 AM EDT --
In exactly 1 week and 3 days, my youngest children, The Twins, will be heading to Kindergarten. They will be leaving me and joining their older brothers on the long haul in the big yellow bus. I hear . . .
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June 30, 2006 11:58 PM EDT --
Only one,
but the experience of changing it
will profoundly affect them.
At once they will feel both
abandoned and impassioned
for said bulb.
This light...the bulb
will entice them
. . .
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February 26, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug." John Lithgow
As I get older, my general physique seems to be broadening and my skin is stretching out to, well, . . .
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June 27, 2006 02:13 PM EDT --
Sure, you will troll this site for pretty young things (commenting on their images as if they are butterflies to be captured by your net) but did you ever think about the pretty young things that . . .
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February 13, 2007 03:07 PM EST --
Do you use your computer or does your computer use you? The answer depends on when you were born and is what I'm calling, because no one has ever given it a name, Technological . . .
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December 29, 2006 12:11 AM EST --
"Hey, if you can watch it like this, I guess we got a keeper." I walked out of the back room in time to hear my husband finalizing his tuning efforts. He looked up at me and asked me if it was . . .
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December 15, 2006 03:25 PM EST --
(Recognized meanings via Bartleby.com. View the entire archive of alternate proverb meanings here.)
A picture is worth a thousand words
Recognized Meaning: A visual image can convey an . . .
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January 28, 2007 10:08 AM EST --
The days grew shorter, shops were decorated with twinkling lights and tinsel. Images of Santa Claus hung from every supermarket aisle: August was drawing to a close. The wife and I fully expected . . .
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June 18, 2006 12:54 AM EDT --
As I watch them dip and dive
As I wonder why I am alive
As I eat my daily bread
As I nurse my aching head
I wonder how dolphins see the earth
I wonder can they gather around a hearth
I wonder if . . .
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August 14, 2006 11:44 AM EDT --
Living in a household of six flat-chested people, a certain part – or should I say parts – of my body have become quite popular. It seems my family has become enamored with my chest. . . .
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August 07, 2007 09:43 PM EDT --
by Kimberly Ripley
Reprinted from Breathe Deeply, This Too Shall Pass: Thirty Tales of Trials and Tribulations of Parenting Teens by Kimberly Ripley
He is tattooed from his jaw to his ankles. . . .
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August 31, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
by Kimberly Ripley
Will it be like this at YOUR Labor Day gathering???
How much worse does it get than arriving at your childhood home and learning that your second cousin twice removed . . .
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June 23, 2006 04:42 AM EDT --
Fireside 10: Goodbye and Hello
Hi, this is the earliest ever that you've dropped by. Why, it's only just on dusk. My, that's a big motor home you've parked . . .
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February 15, 2007 07:39 PM EST --
My daughter, like most little 5 year old girls, loves to pretend to be a princess. I am, of course, the rest of the cast of characters since my youngest is too little to repeat the lines correctly . . .
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October 04, 2007 09:42 PM EDT --
by Kimberly Ripley
Copyright 2004
When you visit a large family, you certainly can't expect optimal housekeeping conditions. In our house we strive . . .
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October 21, 2006 01:19 AM EDT --
I am forever leaving my cell phone sitting in some obscure location. I have found it in the bathroom, in the car, under my pillow, in the pocket of jeans headed for the laundry and even at the bottom . . .
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September 21, 2006 11:09 PM EDT --
The Sad Truth is That We Could
Easily Be Replaced at Work By---
Mechanically Oriented Robotically Operative Nonhuman Systems
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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