Tag: random
group name: liquidfish
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February 01, 2007 05:50 PM EST --
Today is the day. Rings were exchanged, vows were made. Even the signing of the paper it was made final. Yet as their arms are linked and the toast have been made. There is a . . . more
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July 25, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
Sunday evening, 10:47pm.
I have decided to do something literary. I have . . . more
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June 19, 2006 03:47 AM EDT --
1. Tribal: Amazingly trendy, shows a complete lack of personality and/or orginal thought. It's more or less the same thing as saying "I wanted to have a tattoo, but I am really uncreative". . . . more
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September 25, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
Recently when looking through Ljdrama, I noticed an new version of the old tale. A non-lesbian female posts something in some feminist community that mentions her sexuality, and out comes the bitching. . . . more
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December 02, 2006 11:33 PM EST --
Many of my postings portray my family. The superstar of my family is my granddaughter, known online for entertainment purposes as Random Granddaughter, or RG for short.
She's probably over the hill . . . more
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June 03, 2006 11:40 PM EDT --
This is a serious request for enlightenment. I need help with cool cyber symbols. I'm so outside the nerd loop that I do not text message, nor have I activated the Instant Messenger . . . more
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September 21, 2006 12:12 PM EDT --
1. I can say "What's for dessert?" in Thai and Norwegian.
2. I have a glass eye, from a farm accident when I was 10.
3. I had to shoot a small bird to eat once in . . . more
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December 23, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit. . . . more
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March 07, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
(NOTE: Although some of the names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent, the following events occurred exactly as they are described. Trust me.)
It began when I got . . . more
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June 30, 2006 11:58 PM EDT --
Only one,
but the experience of changing it
will profoundly affect them.
At once they will feel both
abandoned and impassioned
for said bulb.
This light...the bulb
will entice them
. . . more
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September 26, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
Today while I was eating lunch at my favorite bakery I observed a classic specimen of The Aggressively Masculine Man. This particular specimen was rather small of stature, so . . . more
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . . more
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July 03, 2006 11:53 PM EDT --
Introduction to Poststructural Preemptive Self-Nihilism On Gather
~ Will Evans
Audio: Laurie Anderson "Language Is A Virus"
"The creative act is not performed by the artist alone; the . . . more
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November 09, 2006 03:06 PM EST --
Until further notice, I have decided the dumbest on thing I have ever heard. No, it is not any of times I heard someone call some a "stupid bigoted faggot." It isn't the time I heard someone . . . more
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April 05, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Remember I could go to the bathroom any time I wanted."
When's the last time you were on a train? I don't mean urban transit or commuter trains; I mean one . . . more
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November 07, 2006 06:54 PM EST --
For example:
s-easy to fall in love with
h-you have a really good personality and looks
a-you like to drink
r-you are freakin crazy
i-you have a fine booty
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people. . . . more
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December 23, 2006 12:39 PM EST --
(With apologies to Webduck.)
1. A Christmas tree is always in the mood for a good time at Christmas.
2. A Christmas tree doesn't ask you if it looks fat in its ornaments.
3. A Christmas . . . more
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July 22, 2006 12:29 AM EDT --
Some people already know how I feel about the abuse of the term literally. That's why I was oh so happy to find this web page.
This website was so amusing, I had to take a few samples from the page . . . more
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August 14, 2006 11:50 AM EDT --
In exactly 1 week and 3 days, my youngest children, The Twins, will be heading to Kindergarten. They will be leaving me and joining their older brothers on the long haul in the big yellow bus. I hear . . . more
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October 25, 2006 12:39 AM EDT --
Today I was in line at my local bio/eco/organic/free-range grocery, and noticed that the cashier was wearing a button encouraging shoppers to add a sum to their bill, in support of Meals-on-Wheels. . . . more
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