Tag: random musings
group name: liquidfish
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February 01, 2007 05:50 PM EST --
Today is the day. Rings were exchanged, vows were made. Even the signing of the paper it was made final. Yet as their arms are linked and the toast have been made. There is a . . .
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November 22, 2008 05:03 PM EST --
Dear President Elect Obama:
As you have hopefully inspired many Afro Americans to aspire to greater goals; I have been inspired by George Bush and Sarah Palin. I now believe that I am smart . . .
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July 25, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
Sunday evening, 10:47pm.
I have decided to do something literary. I have . . .
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July 09, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
The following items are things that (for no apparent reason) I recently thought about or noticed:
IN THE "I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT. . ." DEPARTMENT:
A wild . . .
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June 19, 2006 03:47 AM EDT --
1. Tribal: Amazingly trendy, shows a complete lack of personality and/or orginal thought. It's more or less the same thing as saying "I wanted to have a tattoo, but I am really uncreative". . . .
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September 25, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
Recently when looking through Ljdrama, I noticed an new version of the old tale. A non-lesbian female posts something in some feminist community that mentions her sexuality, and out comes the bitching. . . .
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April 05, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Remember I could go to the bathroom any time I wanted."
When's the last time you were on a train? I don't mean urban transit or commuter trains; I mean one . . .
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October 11, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
I'm working on a pilot for a new TV show and would like your input. See if you can answer these questions.
Are You Smarter Than Sarah Palin?
1) What is the closest foreign country to . . .
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August 10, 2006 10:16 PM EDT --
Interesting thought.....
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.. You . . .
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August 11, 2006 08:30 PM EDT --
The following is a news story regarding a student that was dragged to sea by a giant sea turtle. Horrible way to go if you ask me.
story from: local6.com
"A graduate student from the University . . .
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August 17, 2006 06:28 PM EDT --
I did not write this but thought it was pretty good.
1. NAMES:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, . . .
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November 09, 2006 03:06 PM EST --
Until further notice, I have decided the dumbest on thing I have ever heard. No, it is not any of times I heard someone call some a "stupid bigoted faggot." It isn't the time I heard someone . . .
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September 19, 2006 09:08 PM EDT --
When I was in college back in VA I ran with this inseperable crew. A mix of guys and girls that just liked being crazy. Oh man we had some fun! Well, we liked playing truth or dare and seeing how funny . . .
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November 07, 2006 06:35 PM EST --
"It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street as long as a lantern is attached to the front of your car."
I think that driving down a one way street with a lantern on your car is . . .
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June 03, 2006 11:40 PM EDT --
This is a serious request for enlightenment. I need help with cool cyber symbols. I'm so outside the nerd loop that I do not text message, nor have I activated the Instant Messenger . . .
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July 14, 2008 11:26 AM EDT --
I saw a news clip recently where the reporter stopped people on the street and asked them how they were preparing for "Super Tuesday." The people, mostly young, didn't have a clue as to . . .
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June 15, 2009 07:55 PM EDT --
I've come to the conclusion that road rage is justified in most cases. I'm not suggesting gun fire is the proper response. But, have you seen how people drive lately, or can't drive.
My favorite . . .
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October 25, 2006 12:39 AM EDT --
Today I was in line at my local bio/eco/organic/free-range grocery, and noticed that the cashier was wearing a button encouraging shoppers to add a sum to their bill, in support of Meals-on-Wheels. . . .
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November 07, 2006 06:54 PM EST --
For example:
s-easy to fall in love with
h-you have a really good personality and looks
a-you like to drink
r-you are freakin crazy
i-you have a fine booty
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people. . . .
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June 16, 2006 05:33 AM EDT --
Fireside 9: Friday, 13th
Oh, I thought I'd never see you again. You're brave to be out tonight, it being Friday the thirteenth, and all. Oh, you're not superstitious? . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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