Tag: satire
group name: liquidfish
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August 15, 2009 07:37 PM EDT --
I’ve decided I’m going to stop worrying and learn to love the bomb. Or, more precisely, I’m going to stop arguing and start making money.
So here, for your approval, is my new . . .
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January 20, 2009 07:36 PM EST --
Nude Mice Indecent, Says the Society for Indecency to Animals
SINA, the Society for Indecency to Animals is once more in the news.
SINA, (pronounced 'sinna') swam into public view in . . .
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December 02, 2006 11:12 PM EST --
The following article presents arguments using analogy and hearsay, which are not the same as arguments by facts and logic, nor are they arguments in the sense of mathematical logic or Excel Functions. . . .
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December 11, 2006 04:09 PM EST --
Sick Puppies, a specialty depraved tastes jeweler, is pleased to announce the release of the Blood Diamond brand of engagement diamond rings. Each BD ring has a genuine spot of dried blood on . . .
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June 06, 2008 03:54 PM EDT --
On May 29th I published a game entitled "Name Something Found in an Outhouse". It was intended to be a spoof on all those mundane games asking Gather members to name something found in . . .
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September 11, 2008 02:24 PM EDT --
How many games have you seen out there in Gather-land asking you to name a this or name a that - mundane stuff fit only for those dumber than a head of lettuce? Well here is a game geared to true . . .
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December 04, 2006 04:42 PM EST --
I often make mistakes. If someone points out a mistake to me, I will make a smart-ass retort, think about it, sulk for a while, and then admit my mistake. (If you bug me about it, it takes me . . .
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July 25, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
Sunday evening, 10:47pm.
I have decided to do something literary. I have . . .
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January 14, 2007 02:17 PM EST --
So many people who write are hung up on being completely "original," and this makes them shy away from using the work of other writers who've had much more luck receiving acceptance in the . . .
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May 26, 2006 11:37 PM EDT --
Today is a sad day for the English language. Extreme, a word that has long been associated with sporting activities that are borderline suicidal, died earlier today in a tragic accident. Born in the late . . .
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December 02, 2006 11:33 PM EST --
Many of my postings portray my family. The superstar of my family is my granddaughter, known online for entertainment purposes as Random Granddaughter, or RG for short.
She's probably over the hill . . .
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July 02, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
Correspondent Avoids Housework By Writing Non-Depth Article On Her Love Of Raw Peanuts
Breaking Non-News: Just a few lines ago this correspondent announced her intention to waste time by publishing a . . .
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January 12, 2009 10:52 PM EST --
The George Bush Memorial Library Tour
Hello and welcome to the George W Bush Memorial Library! My name is Bootsie, and I’ll be your guide today! Now, are we all wearing our “I Love . . .
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August 05, 2006 06:19 PM EDT --
My only advice for Mel is to flog himself. Rigorous self-mortification of the flesh, like self-flagellation, will bring him closer to the pain of Christ and lead him to purification and final deliverance. . . .
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July 22, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
It's 107 degrees here in sunny Sacramento, Daddy is sweating like a pig in Purgatory and I just told the lawn to go eat sh*t and die cause I ain't mowing you today. I hosed down all the cats so . . .
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October 11, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
I'm working on a pilot for a new TV show and would like your input. See if you can answer these questions.
Are You Smarter Than Sarah Palin?
1) What is the closest foreign country to . . .
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July 13, 2007 08:42 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. Tensions between CBS Evening News staffers and Katie Couric cooled a bit yesterday after the network reached an agreement with the highly-paid anchorwoman on ten words she will . . .
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February 06, 2007 09:07 PM EST --
I better place some disclaimers first. First, I am quite sure no person reading this exceeds the posted speed limit. Second, I urge everyone to drive very carefully and safely. Trying to conduct one's . . .
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November 25, 2006 10:30 PM EST --
"R'sd B'mb! I am glad to see you. Please come into my tent. I am most anxious to hear your report."
"You have a splendid tent, your Excellency. It matches the cavern walls . . .
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February 13, 2007 01:05 PM EST --
I took the fact that my parents were my parents on blind faith. There was no DNA testing in the 40's. If they were not my real parents then it was the biggest conspiracy of all time. Some of . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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