Tag: spoof
group name: liquidfish
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June 06, 2008 03:54 PM EDT --
On May 29th I published a game entitled "Name Something Found in an Outhouse". It was intended to be a spoof on all those mundane games asking Gather members to name something found in . . .
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July 22, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
It's 107 degrees here in sunny Sacramento, Daddy is sweating like a pig in Purgatory and I just told the lawn to go eat sh*t and die cause I ain't mowing you today. I hosed down all the cats so . . .
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August 05, 2006 06:19 PM EDT --
My only advice for Mel is to flog himself. Rigorous self-mortification of the flesh, like self-flagellation, will bring him closer to the pain of Christ and lead him to purification and final deliverance. . . .
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July 13, 2007 08:42 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. Tensions between CBS Evening News staffers and Katie Couric cooled a bit yesterday after the network reached an agreement with the highly-paid anchorwoman on ten words she will . . .
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August 13, 2006 02:28 AM EDT --
I was informed this week of a great little site: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
The basic concept is that they have 5 church signs, which you are allowed to defame and deface at . . .
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October 21, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
WELLESLEY FALLS, Mass. In this affluent suburb of Boston, churchgoers at the Wellesley Falls Presbyterian Church tend to look like they stepped out of the pages of a Brooks Brothers catalog, . . .
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . .
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October 08, 2007 03:26 PM EDT --
"It came with a bang, apparently out of nowhere . . . the world's first and longest-lived art movement. One of the most spectacular developments in the human story unfolded during the Upper Paleolithic, . . .
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September 12, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
SAN FRANCISCO. If you thought the Barry Bonds steroid scandal couldn't get any weirder, think again. The San Francisco Giants today announced that Bonds is pregnant.
Bonds: "The . . .
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January 03, 2007 09:58 AM EST --
NEW YORK. With the release of statistics showing that fainting by passengers who skip meals is one of the leading causes of delays on New York City's subways, Mayor Michael Bloomberg today announced . . .
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July 11, 2007 08:22 AM EDT --
PITTSBURGH, Pa. The growing backlash against the self-esteem movement has found its whipping boy in Fred Rogers, long-time host of the acclaimed children's television show Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. . . .
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March 10, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
Girl Scouts in Akron, Ohio are taking vigorous steps to collect debts owed by adults who fail to pay for cookies. Associated Press
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April 23, 2008 08:11 AM EDT --
WILTON, Connecticut. In this leafy suburb of New York, it is possible to go for months without seeing one's next-door neighbors, says A.J. "Tony" Ward, a long-time resident. . . .
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May 09, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
DAYTONA BEACH. This city on Florida's west coast has been the headquarters for NASCAR since the stock car racing giant was first formed in 1948. "Some cities looked at us when we . . .
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January 17, 2008 03:37 PM EST --
Finding your soulmate is part luck and part hard work. Your perfect match will end up getting married to someone else unless you take steps to be in the right place at the right time. . . .
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July 26, 2006 01:57 AM EDT --
Now folks, I struggled hard to write this, so be kind.
Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where you been?
Lookin' round the world for Bin Laden.
Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where he at?
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October 06, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
I have been a member of the male sex my entire life, actually longer, since my masculinity--such as it is--was determined when I first acquired one of those dust-bunny like creatures, the Y chromosome, . . .
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February 29, 2008 03:01 PM EST --
COLUMBUS, Ohio. Angry crowds of teenage boys descended on Victoria's Secret headquarters here today in an effort to persuade the lingerie company to retain its current "too sexy" . . .
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March 16, 2008 09:06 PM EDT --
PASADENA, California. A team of physicists at the California Institute of Technology say they are on the verge of unraveling one of the great mysteries of the universe--identifying the essence . . .
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May 13, 2007 10:24 PM EDT --
While many people claim to be concerned about global warming, by the time Sunday night rolls around another weekend has passed and they haven't done a darned thing about it! "Oh, . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
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