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August 18, 2009 07:59 AM EDT
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One afternoon, while heading home
Upon a hot commuter train,
I fell asleep, and dreamed this poem,
As summer's light began to wane.
I saw a scene of baseball's . . .
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August 15, 2009 07:37 PM EDT
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I’ve decided I’m going to stop worrying and learn to love the bomb. Or, more precisely, I’m going to stop arguing and start making money.
So here, for your approval, is my new . . .
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August 12, 2009 08:50 PM EDT
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If you’re thinking of divorcing your wife due to irretrievable breakdown, but concerned about the high cost of legal fees and who would get the Seinfeld DVDs, I have good news for you. MSN . . .
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August 12, 2009 09:45 PM EDT
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Grand Rounds, Vol. 5.47 - Cost Containment In Healthcare
Posted on August 11, 2009 Filed Under Uncategorized |
Critics of the Obama health (insurance) reform . . .
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August 10, 2009 12:07 AM EDT
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Congratulation on your purchase of a TXS 10 chainsaw from Massey-Cree Inc. This is the finest chainsaw that you can afford.
SAFETY RULES
Read this manual carefully until you completely understand . . .
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August 09, 2009 02:22 PM EDT
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Lately I’ve been engaged in a rite of passage, one of those things that separate the men from the boys, the sheep from the goats, the wheat from the chaff.
I’m teaching my kid to . . .
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August 06, 2009 09:46 PM EDT
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Unless you're one of those organisms like the bdelloid rotifer that gave up sex forty million years ago because of their kids' early-morning hockey games, sexual intercourse is an essential element . . .
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August 07, 2009 09:15 AM EDT
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WASHINGTON. President Barack Obama is expected to hold a press conference at noon today to confirm a report in this morning's Boston Herald that his wife Michelle has worn outfits from Talbots, . . .
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August 12, 2009 08:37 PM EDT
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NEW YORK. A report by FOX News that singer Amy Winehouse's nose is coming loose killed an early rally in foreign markets this morning, leading the Federal Reserve to conclude that the nation's . . .
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August 10, 2009 01:41 PM EDT
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK. Francis Albert "Frank" Sinatra, a popular singer whose voice transcended categorization, died for a second time here last night at the age of 93.
Sinatra began his . . .
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August 04, 2009 12:26 PM EDT
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As training for a line of clothes he will design for them, rapper Kanye West is doing an unpaid internship with clothing company The Gap. The Boston Herald
Goddamn muthaf*****ng . . .
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August 03, 2009 11:35 AM EDT
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There are certain critical moments in human history at which, had events unfolded differently, our lives today would be changed, changed utterly, beyond all recognition.
Archduke . . .
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August 16, 2009 06:08 AM EDT
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Have any of y’all gone out and tried to purchase a TV lately?
I hadn’t up til now, so I had no idea what I was getting myself into. We’d recently decided that it was time for us to . . .
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August 16, 2009 11:52 PM EDT
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“ The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. ” Ma Bell
Once upon a time the telephone system in America was a monopoly, intended as such to facilitate . . .
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August 15, 2009 06:19 AM EDT
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Each of the past 23 years I’ve headed over to Tybee Island, Georgia for a few days of summer beach bummage. I love the ocean, the sounds, the smells, the truth is most everything about it is Elvis-like . . .
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August 14, 2009 08:45 AM EDT
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A proposal to study drunken mice has received $8,400 in federal stimulus funding.
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August 13, 2009 09:35 AM EDT
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Give a man a fish, goes the Chinese proverb, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will bore you to tears on summer Mondays with an account of how he and his wife Marjene . . .
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August 10, 2009 08:58 PM EDT
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There is no love triangle more tangled than that which can snare a pet, its owner and a friendly but amorous veterinarian. Thankfully, Your Pet & Vet Conciliator is here to free you . . .
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August 10, 2009 01:55 PM EDT
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http://www.shockmd.com/2009/08/08/cool-corn-starch-and-speaker-experiment/
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August 11, 2009 08:42 AM EDT
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HYANNISPORT, Mass. The Rules Subcommittee of the National Touch Football League emerged from its summer session yesterday with a proposal to cap the number of practice hikes teams may take before . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
Welcome to the Humor Group on Gather! Articles here have been reviewed, scrutinized, crash tested, treated, released, rehabbed, and finally certified as the funniest stuff the Gather community has to offer. Content updated daily so check back often... . . .
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Welcome to the Humor Group on Gather! Articles here have been reviewed, scrutinized, crash tested, treated, released, rehabbed, and finally certified as the funniest stuff the Gather community has to offer. Content updated daily so check back often... or at least daily. All content accepted & featured within the group will be done so at the discretion of the group moderator(s) and will adhere to the following posting guidelines: Articles submitted to the group will be written in a humorous tone with the primary intent to make the reader laugh, chuckle, guffaw, or otherwise fall from his or her desk chair to engage in some hearty ROFL. Items which will not be admitted to the group: - blog posts - jokes or pictures copied from an email with 50 or more FWDs in the subject line - non-humor articles - articles that aren't funny (standards... we have them) - articles pertaining to Gather contests (unless it's a humor contest) - articles about coupons, giveaways, etc - articles about waffles (some leeway will be given if the article is particularly hilarious) - articles about politics (may be subject to the above Waffle Hilarity Inclusion Clause) - any content which you did not create Enough with the rules. Now, go forth and be funny.
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