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August 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT
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I volunteered to coach my coach my five-year-old daughter’s soccer team this fall.
Well, that’s not entirely true. To volunteer means to freely give one’s time, and technically . . .
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August 10, 2009 12:07 AM EDT
(featured date: August 17, 2009)
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Congratulation on your purchase of a TXS 10 chainsaw from Massey-Cree Inc. This is the finest chainsaw that you can afford.
SAFETY RULES
Read this manual carefully until you completely understand . . .
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August 09, 2009 02:22 PM EDT
(featured date: August 17, 2009)
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Lately I’ve been engaged in a rite of passage, one of those things that separate the men from the boys, the sheep from the goats, the wheat from the chaff.
I’m teaching my kid to . . .
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August 10, 2009 01:41 PM EDT
(featured date: August 17, 2009)
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK. Francis Albert "Frank" Sinatra, a popular singer whose voice transcended categorization, died for a second time here last night at the age of 93.
Sinatra began his . . .
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August 14, 2009 08:45 AM EDT
(featured date: August 17, 2009)
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A proposal to study drunken mice has received $8,400 in federal stimulus funding.
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July 16, 2009 09:28 AM EDT
(featured date: July 26, 2009)
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HOLLYWOOD. Mariah Carey, the pop songstress who is known for the phenomenal upper register of both her voice and her body, today signed on as national celebrity chair of the Campaign to Cure Ditziness. . . .
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July 15, 2009 01:11 AM EDT
(featured date: July 26, 2009)
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Letter to President Obama #38 | Subject: Conspiracy Theories
Dear President Obama,
So it’s almost the 40 th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, and that’s got me thinking . . .
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July 07, 2009 05:24 PM EDT
(featured date: July 07, 2009)
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There’s nothing quite like the feeling you get when you come home after a long, hard day of pretending to work, walking through the front door of your house, and have your wife greet you as you . . .
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June 19, 2009 09:18 PM EDT
(featured date: June 25, 2009)
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Letter to President Obama #35 | Subject: Babies and Baby Names
Dear President Obama,
I’m writing because I’ve got a more personal question to ask you—I’ve reached . . .
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June 20, 2009 04:08 AM EDT
(featured date: June 25, 2009)
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Tales from Leprechaunia 64
Blunderbuss Wedding
It was an overcast, grey and chilly morning when ravishing but ravished-deprived Isabella O'Mafiosa set forth . . .
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June 23, 2009 07:58 AM EDT
(featured date: June 25, 2009)
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If you want to get ahead in business, it is not enough to be intelligent, hard-working, and decisive. The Great Plains of commerce are littered with the corpses of men and women who possess these . . .
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June 16, 2009 12:13 AM EDT
(featured date: June 18, 2009)
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Letter to President Obama #32 | Subject: Dreams
Dear President Obama,
I’m writing because my girlfriend had this dream I wanted to tell you about. She dreamt that you lost the keys . . .
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June 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT
(featured date: June 15, 2009)
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We are coming up on five months into Obama's presidency. This is when we find out if he really means to keep his campaign promises.
I'm not referring to the economic crisis or what Jon Stewart . . .
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June 11, 2009 08:33 AM EDT
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Despite the advances that the self-esteem movement has made, most people know in their hearts that what counts is not how they feel about themselves, but what they actually accomplish in the real world. . . .
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June 07, 2009 11:52 PM EDT
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After you move, there's a very short moment when no one knows where you live. Sort of a Zen thing: you're in the Here and Now except only you know where Here is. The moment is fleeting. You want . . .
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May 30, 2009 12:46 PM EDT
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NEW YORK. It's been over four decades since San Francisco's Haight-Ashbury district was the focal point of what came to be known as the "Summer of Love", with psychedelic drugs, casual sex . . .
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May 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT
(featured date: May 27, 2009)
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(Wearing my faux journalist's hat, I often run across news stories that are too good to be true. That's because they aren't. Here's one.)
In a fast-breaking news story this week, the Obama . . .
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May 23, 2009 04:39 AM EDT
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Tales from Leprechaunia 60
In Pursuit of Disgrace
Oh, how low had the high and mighty fallen! Only two weeks before Franco O’Legless had been Mayor . . .
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May 18, 2009 12:10 AM EDT
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The World Health Organization (WHO) threw a pandemic party last month and nobody came. Everyone was in a tizzy. Newspaper headlines trumpeted "PANDEMIC IMMINENT!" With sweeps rating period . . .
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May 12, 2009 11:50 AM EDT
(featured date: May 12, 2009)
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Rob sat down and put the napkin on his lap. He gestured for Jerry to begin eating and waited for his guest to swallow his first bite before explaining, "What you are eating there is homegrown . . .
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Humor
Created: May 28, 2006
Welcome to the Humor Group on Gather! Articles here have been reviewed, scrutinized, crash tested, treated, released, rehabbed, and finally certified as the funniest stuff the Gather community has to offer. Content updated daily so check back often... . . .
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Welcome to the Humor Group on Gather! Articles here have been reviewed, scrutinized, crash tested, treated, released, rehabbed, and finally certified as the funniest stuff the Gather community has to offer. Content updated daily so check back often... or at least daily. All content accepted & featured within the group will be done so at the discretion of the group moderator(s) and will adhere to the following posting guidelines: Articles submitted to the group will be written in a humorous tone with the primary intent to make the reader laugh, chuckle, guffaw, or otherwise fall from his or her desk chair to engage in some hearty ROFL. Items which will not be admitted to the group: - blog posts - jokes or pictures copied from an email with 50 or more FWDs in the subject line - non-humor articles - articles that aren't funny (standards... we have them) - articles pertaining to Gather contests (unless it's a humor contest) - articles about coupons, giveaways, etc - articles about waffles (some leeway will be given if the article is particularly hilarious) - articles about politics (may be subject to the above Waffle Hilarity Inclusion Clause) - any content which you did not create Enough with the rules. Now, go forth and be funny.
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